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Ralph Fiennes & Uma Thurman - The Avengers (1999)

Gareth Mallory
Ralph Fiennes’ reaction to Julianne Moore talking about The End of The Affair - Inside The Actors Studio (15 January 2006).
(Julianne Moore) “I can honestly say that Ralph is my favorite leading man. We had a great time, he’s exceedingly generous. He’s uh….very quick to take his pants off! Nobody knows that about Ralph! We used to call him Mr. No-Pants because we’d be doing a scene and I remember Neil (Jordan, director) was like “Oh, here’s this love scene, what are we going to do here…” (in Ralph’s voice) ‘I’ll take my pants off!’”.

Ralph Fiennes at Bafta Film Awards 2000
Odeon Leicester Square, London

You’re a fucking inanimate object!

Ew, I hate you so much…
Lol jk. I actually want to bear your children.

I’m looking at you hansoloismine….