# does she forget i think dick van dyke is a fox? # i mean does she even know me at all? # dick van dyke # mother
  • mom: does netflix have mary poppins?
  • me: psh--now you KNOW if they did i'd have been all over it about a million times
Posted 3 weeks ago - 4 notes + reblog

# LMFAO!!!!! # you HAD to be there # stores # shopping # mother # mom # bees # insects

"On Our Way Inside a Store..."

  • mom: HURRY UP! THERE'S A BEE FLYING AROUND YOUR HEAD!
  • me: *FLAILS* OMG!!!! IS IT ON ME?! IS IT ON ME? OH-MY-GOD, IS IT ON ME?!?!?!?
  • mom: YOU'RE FINE... NO! IT'S STILL THERE! SHIT! HURRY UP!!!!
  • me: *FLAILS EVEN MORE* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! IS IT ON ME?!?!!?
  • mom: i can't see! get in front of me!
  • me: WELL STOP WALKING AHEAD OF ME!
  • mom: *slows down* ... okay...it's gone...
  • me: man, that was a close one. *takes a breath*
  • mom: man... *shakes head*... the bee wanted to get inside...your BUN!
  • me: *bursts out laughing*
  • mom: ...
  • me: BUN or BUNS?! *bursts out laughing even harder*
  • mom: No. I did not say buns... *bursts out laughing*
  • mom's friend: *SILENT*
  • Other Shoppers: *SILENT*
Posted 8 months ago - 7 notes + reblog

# harrison ford # anne archer # patriot games # jack ryan # safe # cuddle # snuggle # family # mother # father # daughter # love # husband # wife # child
Posted 1 year ago - 84 notes + reblog

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