moonxcity:

The dumbest question anyone can ask after they see you get hurt.

moonxcity:

The dumbest question anyone can ask after they see you get hurt.



this is hysterical

i went prowling around to find out if guys dress to the left or to the right, and this one dude out there in the world said:

I tend to throw it over my shoulder so it doesnt drag on the floor”

I can not stop laughing about it.



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"Me call Pickles at this time of night? Pssssh, She’d have me assassinated. When she’s asleep, she don’t care where I am."
— Buddy Sorrell


Beauty and the Beast (Bitchy Version) (by lbolger19)

my friend sent to this me on facebook. LMAO. “I can hear you, bitches…”


Mike Epps - UnderRated (Part 5) HD (by KINGD2NZ)

“There’s a girl squirting goat milk in the corner.”
“I know who it is…”

Oh my god, I am DYING. LMFAO.

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"possession is nine points of the law—and i’m possessed!"
— Lucy Ricardo; “Bonus Bucks”

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