The dumbest question anyone can ask after they see you get hurt.
this is hysterical
i went prowling around to find out if guys dress to the left or to the right, and this one dude out there in the world said:
“I tend to throw it over my shoulder so it doesnt drag on the floor”
I can not stop laughing about it.
“Me call Pickles at this time of night? Pssssh, She’d have me assassinated. When she’s asleep, she don’t care where I am.” — Buddy Sorrell
Beauty and the Beast (Bitchy Version) (by lbolger19)
my friend sent to this me on facebook. LMAO. “I can hear you, bitches…”
Mike Epps - UnderRated (Part 5) HD (by KINGD2NZ)
"There’s a girl squirting goat milk in the corner."
"I know who it is…"
Oh my god, I am DYING. LMFAO.