black people actually DON’T hate animals.
a friend of mine works with this black woman. when i went to visit my friend (she lives in long island), she took me where she works to meet the people that work in her department, and so i met this woman face to face. she is HILARIOUS.
anyway, she just told me on msn messenger that the woman called out of work today because her transmission went and my friend said, “in her terms, the car blew up.”
this woman’s a riot though. she’ll go to the bathroom and burn the ends of her fake braids to keep them from coming undone. i just love her—i want her autograph.
i’m pissing my pants. i love black people.
I’m 24 years old and my father insists that I am only black.
Growing up I never once heard my father tell me or my older brother that we were to pick one of our two races. Now, he’s turned into this anti-white people monster and a great deal of it, I am sure, comes from my mother divorcing him.
Of course, regardless of where it comes from, it is upsetting to me. On top of all the other asshole tendencies my father has already developed since the divorce, now he’s claiming that I can’t be anything, but black.
Biracial people can’t just cut themselves down the center. Biracial people can’t just deny half of who they are and if they choose to do that, then that’s their business—but I’ve never done that.
Everything I do is half and half. I go to the store for hair products and I end up grabbing products from both the white shelf and the black shelf. The food I eat spans from a nearly five dollar jar of Nutella to Pigs Feet. The clothes I buy are worn in both black or white styles. Sometimes, if it’s affordable, the labels of my clothes are either by black or white designers.
The Civil Rights Movement is probably the only time in American History or any history, that interests me. I will watch movies on black race related issues—anywhere from movies like “Nightjohn” all the way through major motion pictures such as “Men of Honor”. In the next moment I will paw through my Harrison Ford collection and have a grand ole time.
That’s just who I am. That’s just who I’ve always been.
My parents never taught my brother and I to be anything else than who we are. Why my father has now changed his mind is beyond disgusting to me.
I refuse to pass myself off as one race over the other just because ignorant people such as my father claim I am. I refuse to take half of who I am and throw it all away.
Why should I, when I’ve got the best of both worlds? I’ve also got the worst of both worlds. I’ve already learned how to deal with that. I don’t walk around claiming that all of the mishaps in my life have happened because I look more black than I look white from the color of my skin.
So there it is. I’m just deeply bothered by my father—actually, I can’t stand the man, and this only makes it worst.
Anyone else out there in the world have this problem?
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"I know who it is…"
Oh my god, I am DYING. LMFAO.
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