Geekery15, mother's friend: WHAT? why don't you like Halle...

mother's friend: WHAT? why don't you like Halle Berry?
me: oh--i've got a LIST of reasons why i can't stand her.
mother's friend: is it because she only dates white men?
me: beause she only days WHITE MEN?! oh that'd be the LAST reason i'd ever hate her.
mom: *looks at me*
me: *dies laughing*