aimlessly walking through slot machines at the casino

  • me: *notices digital displays of upcoming celebrities/big name* OMG--Craig Ferguson is going to be here in October!
  • mom: who's that?
  • me: *offended expression* ... Craig Ferguson, ma...
  • mom: i don't know who that is.
  • me: he's on late night--you know like conan and letterman and all those guys--and he has a scottish accent... *walks further away from her so she can't hear* ... and he's sooooo fucking hot.