This is Dr. Elsa Schneider.
She is about to fall into a huge gaping hole in a cavern in pursuit of the Holy Grail.
This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
“Elsa! ELSA! What what what are you doing?! Look at this cup. It’s ugly. It’s old. It probably has the dirt of a thousand years on it, not to mention that ancient old knight has been drinking from it too. Do we want to catch a disease? I don’t think so.
Plus, it totally does NOT coordinate with that gorgeous new set of Pottery Barn dishware that you just bought. It’s not even nice enough to display in the living room with all those other pretty knickknacks you managed to slip out of the pile destined for Hitler’s treasure rooms.
Let’s just leave it and go with that cute archaeology professor. I bet he could show us some really fancy treasure.”
LMFAO. THIS IS BOSS.