"My girlfriend is Spanish. She speaks English without an accent so you’d never know if she was foreign but all the English idioms she doesn’t quite get…she says ‘Oh really? Put your money in your mouth.’ There’s another one: ‘Okay look: I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m gonna put all my cars on the table.’ No, don’t put any cars on the table. Or one time we were at dinner and it was ‘Well if I had a nipple for every time I heard that.’" — Nathan Fillion on Christina Ochoa
*I can’t date Harrison Ford.
This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
I wish the sims 3 had the turn-ons and turn-offs like in the sims 2
#94 - Suspicion (1941) - ★★★★
"I think I’m falling in love with you, and I don’t quite like it."