i just wanna have sex with jeff bridges in starman

right now.

i mean RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

collegecutiepie:

No seriously what do i have to do to feel comfortable in a skirt or a dress?

it’s a state of mind. some girls do and others just don’t and others don’t but they do it anyway because girls are really into forcing themselves to do things that make other people happy (which is utter bullshit if one were to ask me).

then there’s girls that grew to be great women of all time and one of them happens to be Katharine Hepburn who really did whatever the fuck she wanted like wear pants the majority of the time
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and let me add that she never did have children.

i love this woman.


leonerdnimoy:

drinkthepeegiorno:

dijun:

whatchuknowbouts:

salleedanger:

wumbowing:

d0rklordsatan:

sarakitten:

the-tavros-nitram:

corink:

radicalapollo:

sorry-dong-dong:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

"nathan is a poopyhead"

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"carlos is a mexican name"

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name"

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

"Corin is a boy name"

"Michiko is a fourth year student"

Neither of these are true for me

erika is angry

always

Sara is a poo

….just a poo

Madison is a stupid name

wow. okay.

Emma is a time lord

Are you fucking kidding me

Emily is a theory

the fuck i wanted to hop on the bandwagon not have an existential crisis

Martin is afraid to fly

My names doesn’t exist on Google ;_;


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"michelle is a wolf"

fuck YEAH

Sabrina is a muslim name….

i actually thought it was a European name. wtf google or wtf me?