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"My girlfriend is Spanish. She speaks English without an accent so you’d never know if she was foreign but all the English idioms she doesn’t quite get…she says ‘Oh really? Put your money in your mouth.’ There’s another one: ‘Okay look: I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m gonna put all my cars on the table.’ No, don’t put any cars on the table. Or one time we were at dinner and it was ‘Well if I had a nipple for every time I heard that.’" — Nathan Fillion on Christina Ochoa

harrisonfordisperfect:

*I can’t date Harrison Ford.

procrasimnation:

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

:3

2 hours ago   76757    REBLOG
#cute shit

Doh. Precious bastard.

10 hours ago     REBLOG
#harrison ford

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.

11 hours ago   2251    REBLOG
#disney

simsconfessions:

I wish the sims 3 had the turn-ons and turn-offs like in the sims 2
11 hours ago   120    REBLOG
#omg #same #sims

meganmonroes:

#94 - Suspicion (1941) - ★★★★

"I think I’m falling in love with you, and I don’t quite like it."

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
— Cary Grant (via ohsnapnerftoys)
13 hours ago     REBLOG
#cary grant

ravinmaven:

Cary Grant
1946

13 hours ago     REBLOG
#cary grant #more please

gifigmania:

(vía Gallery Bewitched Animated Gifs)

Bewitched (USA, 2005)